Great Idea I Heard Yesterday

So I was talking to a friend of mine yesterday and he told me about a conversation he had the other day with a friend of his. The man was saying that he had a solution to fix both the problems in the middle east and our problems with illegal immigrants here in America with one move. His idea was to move Israel from the middle east and put them on the border between the U.S. and Mexico. This would remove Israel from the middle east and allow the terrorists to just blow each other up and we don't have to worry about helping out an ally anymore. We could tell Israel that part of the conditions for moving them here and giving them the land on the border is that they are to not allow anyone to cross the border illegally. Israel has a history of having to keep a close eye on their borders and defending them very well. Problem solved for everybody. Quote the Guinness commercials "Brilliant".